Woe is me!
Pity me, for I am a World of Warcrack widow.Dude, get some help.
Dear Jerk in the Red Pickup, I admit it. I’m unsettled. Not so much by the fact that you tailgated us for over five miles, but that you did so ranting and huddling up in the corner of the cab with your fist over your forehead, hunching and swaying. If you really...What I did for Thanksgiving
What I did for Thanksgiving: Tofurkey with brother-in-common-law et al. Alice’s Restaurant. Addams Family Values, with cheering during Wednesday’s speech. Too. Much. Food! Roll me to the car, I’m...Happy Thingy!
Happy “The Indians bailed the settlers’ asses out, and all they got was this lousy smallpox!” day. I don’t really hate Thanksgiving, even though I sometimes feel like I should. I mean, it’s basically a holiday to celebrate gluttony. Just...Pollen terror!
This? This is pollen. On my car. Granted, it’s the one we don’t drive as often, but still. I didn’t think anyone would believe me if I didn’t offer photographic proof.My sister is in town, hooray!
Things I’ve learned while my sister is in town: Some vague concept of how fencing is scored. The Georgia Aquarium is cool. I don’t like Lipton tea. I think I’ll stick with Tazo. It’s really hard to edit after walking around for several hours....Happy New Year!
May all y’all have a wonderful 2007.New Year’s Resolutions
Yes, it’s the obligatory New Year’s resolutions post! I’m sure you can hardly wash. Yay! Write more. I did poorly with the short story deadlines, but maybe they were too short. One short story a month, excepting March, June, and November, which...My favorite Christmas tree past…
One year, not too long after my parents had divorced, my mother tearfully announced that there would be no Christmas this year and stormed off to work. No money, you see. It just so happened that my mother also used to rescue half-dead plants from the office and nurse...Subscribe
