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Of course, when I’m wanting to finish a bunch of writing, I get sick. Isn’t that how it always goes? Or is that just me?

I also haven’t had any caffeine since Friday, and am thinking of making that permanent. I enjoy caffeine, but it’s bad for me, and I probably just shouldn’t.

I’m still sick, and probably shouldn’t be posting. Here’s proof! An artist’s rendition of how my weekend went:

EXT. STYROFOAM ROCK PLANET - DAY
KATHERINE is clutching her stomach with one hand
and holding a barf bag with the other.  In the
background, Star Trek fight music swells.
An evil DEADLINE approaches.
DEADLINE
You must pay the rent!
KATHERINE
Um, paid that on the first.
The Deadline laughs maniacally and twirls its
mustache.
KATHERINE
Apparently, they put me on the good
meds.

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